hoose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f*ckin junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total f*ckin embarrassment tae the selfish, f*cked-up brats ye've produced.
Choose life.